let me get this out of the way right up front: i kill plants. i don’t mean to. it just… happens. succulent from ikea? killed it. basil? dead. rosemary? weird bug/fungus situation –> trash. cilantro? caught plague from the rosemary. buh bye. basically, anything that requires soil and water (and has opinions about how much of each it would like and when, please and thank you) will inevitably be toast….